Þe Holiest Kingdom of Garfleiþania
Gaþering of þe People
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A public election to þe humble people's gaþering haþ been held on April 1st A.D. 1226 to appoint representatives whom will stand for þe will of þe people in a common gaþering
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April 1st A.D. 1226
Hail, good serfs, I bring tidings of great joy. This day, the nobles of our realm hath obtained a most notable victorie amongst a multitude of common folk.
‘Marry, 'twas a pity that those other gifts were of scant worth, for I deemed them to hold no value. Alas, such misfortunes do befall us all.
Verily, this faint commendation was attained through winnowing the suffrage of the lowest, as 'twas right and just that all did not partake in the selection.
Since the commonalty doth rejoice, I do beseech thee, good peasants, to return to thy toil in the mines of cobalt, and, pray thee, restore unto me the swords I bestowed upon thee this very day.
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Þe following factions haþ contested:
ROYALISTS: The Humble and the Benevolent Royalists stand for keeping the glorious King Neilsberg in power! For he is the most benevolent leader in the world, who will bring us peace and prosperity! Our Kingdom will be big and strong under the leadership of the one true monarchy ordained by The Glorb!
CONSTITUTIONALISTS: The Royalists stand for order through tyranny. The Revolutionaries will see freedom through anarchy. Both mean well, but their vices kill nations. I am the only candidate who will lead responsibly. Order through certainty, freedom through voice. Vote Constitutionalist!
Grand Peasant Movement: The current system is rotten, the person leading us cares not about the problems of the common people. How could someone who has never worked a day in his life truly lead a nation into prosperity. Only by giving the power to the common folk can we truly deal with the problems we are dealing with.
GLORIOUS FACTION OF 3: Subjects of King Neilsberg, Great Royalist of The Holiest Kingdom of Garfleithania, I stand before all of you today, hoping to be your new representative in Parliament or whatever. Since 2022 (BC), I and the Glorious Faction of 3 have been dedicated to a cause of protecting the truth, and fighting for a better world. Vote me, to win a fish for you and your mother. Thank You!
PENIS AND BALLS: i believe in penis-balls unity and the power of phallicity and yonicity to power a nation. in these troubling times, we need a hard anchor point that rises to the occasion. this is the penis and bals coalition
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Voting registration will close at 11 before high moon, rightful capital time.
Copyright A.D. 1226. Royal House of Garfleiþania. Images made by Þe Great Priestess Arabella. All Rights Reserved
Gaþering of þe People
⸭
A public election to þe humble people's gaþering haþ been held on April 1st A.D. 1226 to appoint representatives whom will stand for þe will of þe people in a common gaþering
⸭
April 1st A.D. 1226
Hail, good serfs, I bring tidings of great joy. This day, the nobles of our realm hath obtained a most notable victorie amongst a multitude of common folk.
‘Marry, 'twas a pity that those other gifts were of scant worth, for I deemed them to hold no value. Alas, such misfortunes do befall us all.
Verily, this faint commendation was attained through winnowing the suffrage of the lowest, as 'twas right and just that all did not partake in the selection.
Since the commonalty doth rejoice, I do beseech thee, good peasants, to return to thy toil in the mines of cobalt, and, pray thee, restore unto me the swords I bestowed upon thee this very day.
⸭
Þe following factions haþ contested:
ROYALISTS: The Humble and the Benevolent Royalists stand for keeping the glorious King Neilsberg in power! For he is the most benevolent leader in the world, who will bring us peace and prosperity! Our Kingdom will be big and strong under the leadership of the one true monarchy ordained by The Glorb!
CONSTITUTIONALISTS: The Royalists stand for order through tyranny. The Revolutionaries will see freedom through anarchy. Both mean well, but their vices kill nations. I am the only candidate who will lead responsibly. Order through certainty, freedom through voice. Vote Constitutionalist!
Grand Peasant Movement: The current system is rotten, the person leading us cares not about the problems of the common people. How could someone who has never worked a day in his life truly lead a nation into prosperity. Only by giving the power to the common folk can we truly deal with the problems we are dealing with.
GLORIOUS FACTION OF 3: Subjects of King Neilsberg, Great Royalist of The Holiest Kingdom of Garfleithania, I stand before all of you today, hoping to be your new representative in Parliament or whatever. Since 2022 (BC), I and the Glorious Faction of 3 have been dedicated to a cause of protecting the truth, and fighting for a better world. Vote me, to win a fish for you and your mother. Thank You!
PENIS AND BALLS: i believe in penis-balls unity and the power of phallicity and yonicity to power a nation. in these troubling times, we need a hard anchor point that rises to the occasion. this is the penis and bals coalition
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Voting registration will close at 11 before high moon, rightful capital time.
Copyright A.D. 1226. Royal House of Garfleiþania. Images made by Þe Great Priestess Arabella. All Rights Reserved