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Þe Holiest Kingdom of Garfleiþania
The Holiest Kingdom of Garfleiþania declares it's complete and total faiþ in the Holy Glorb, as foretold by the mysterious messenger Khams whom hath arrived at our kingdom on April 1st A.D. 1225 bearingeþ þe messiah. We believe Þe Glorb will forþbring a revolution the þe life of Garfleiþanians and years of plentiful harvests.



April 1st A.D. 1226
A message from the Holy Faþer Dale Penis


It is faiþ of þe House of Garfleiþania, as foretold in þe scriptures of Caþolic-Scientology and the Churþ of Glorb, that paying a high tiþing and frequently purþasing indulgences is the best way for a mere fief to free þemselves of þeir vile þetans.

Contact þe Glorbic Þurch or High Priestess Arabella to receive more information on repentance and þe rightful way of life.

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